ABOUT ME – QUICK VIEW

Oi. This is about me, okay?
Focus. Breathe. Read.

On a dark, busy street – fortunate with surprisingly clear skies and close parking, lurks a balding man having a quick break next to a solid black door. An archway of branches adorn the pathway to the door, seemingly offering protection for any fleeting visitor. Coming in and out of earshot, Eddie Van Halen can be heard, screaming “Go ahead and JUMP!” from an open window close-by. Anyhow, looking to the right of this text are stats, they mean something – not exactly sure what, though. Enjoy. Yes, this is copy filler.

Research

90%
Web Development

90%
Identity

75%
Graphic Design

100%

MY EXPERTISE

I’m an over-skilled pixel pusher from Chester, Cheshire.

A confident and creative designer who is self‐motivated and self‐sufficient and comes to you with a strong background in both print and digital media. I have worked extensively in the illustrative, conceptual area of design production. I am detail oriented, and have a professional level of Photoshop and Illustrator skills (25 years) and keep abreast of the latest web, design, and AI technologies and methodologies (SDXL, SD3 in particular).

WHAT I DO

Well, this stuff I guess.

Swooshing text and so.
Good huh?

Look, here is a cat gif.

I just win, alright?

Well at least put me in the top 3 for the others to see.
I also use a freelancer network called twine:
https://www.twine.net/designmechanic

AWESOME PORTFOLIO

Have a scroll through my latest masterpieces, revel in the bright colours pulsating into your retinas.

FULLY BESPOKE

How cool does that sound? “Fully bespoke, dude.” [“Völlig maßgeschneidert, Leute.” just doesn’t cut it.]

GORGEOUS GRAPHICS

Pixel perfect creations, regardless of the medium. Vector precision.

100% RESPONSIVE DESIGN

Like what you see? View this website out on other devices. Swooshes swirl depending on screen size.

E-COMMERCE WIZARDRY

Key e-commerce delivery, on time and coupon applied. I’ll get into it, so you don’t have to.

CUSTOMISE MY LIFE

I’m always open to new cooperative ventures with fun like-minded people, drop me an email and say hi! 😀